Today ve vill all change our underpants.

Due to the unfortunate death of one of the only councillors for the Valencian Generalitat who actually knew what he was doing, President Camps has been forced to change his government. Ah!, I hear you think,"he has brought in some dynamic new blood to solve the problems of unemployment and crime" Well no, not exactly. It would be very difficult today to find a bright young spark prepared to throw in his lot with the severely tainted hand of Paco free suits from Milano Camps. The reshuffle consists of moving everyone around as really there is nothing else he could have done. Reminds me of the joke about the concentration camp commander who announced over the loudspeakers," Today as it is my birthday and I am very happy, ve vill all change our underpants. A company vill change vith B company, B company vill change vith C company and C company vith A company. The smell ,I imagine, is about the same.